ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20)
The Moon’s relationship with your sign will have a detrimental effect on you. Either you will fall in front of your whole office staff or you will have a bad stomach upset. So, take a leave from your office, ignore your Boss calls and relax. Your Boss will himself come to see you.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY 21)
You may well feel a little hurt or betrayed, so before you feel that, if you know who is going to betray you, before he does, you betray him. No other person will ever think of betraying you.
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)
If you think that you will be relaxed, take out that false inner feeling. You are not relaxed at all as a lively Moon is a pleasant presence in your chart and tells you to apply cow dung on your head to keep it cool and this will nourish your scalp and hair. Try it, it works.
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY 23)
In a strange way, you are probably enjoying this period. Enjoy enjoy, if you are a student your teacher will call your father soon and will report him the number of your bunked classes, and if you are in love, than fulfill your partner’s shopping habit before she sells you.
LEO (JULY 24 – AUGUST 23)
Take due care and attention with others financial matters; ask them to buy you a Cartier watch because it will bring fortunes for you. And if you are married, it’s the right time to kick your husband’s ass because he has not been cooking tasty food for dinner.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 – SEPTEMBER 23)
Wow, for all the Virgos, Male and female, it’s a golden period for you. You will be someone’s crush and that someone will come and kiss you and give you an expensive gift. So, don’t sit at home and just roam around. But, yes make sure you don’t take your vehicles, else that someone won’t be able to hold you. So, keeping walking, it also keeps you fit and saves Petrol.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 – OCTOBER 23)
All the Librans if you are not into poetry, please don’t waste time and get into writing and reciting poems. It’s the profession you all are made for. Leave and resign from your present jobs and get into Poetry and learn singing, you are the future of your country.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 – NOVEMBER 22)
Since your sign is Scorpio, so please beware from Scorpio, stay protected and see wherever you sit and stand, because a Scorpio might bite you today because you didn’t serve him milk.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 – DECEMBER 22)
Get your tickets booked and update your visa, because you will have a space trip to Pluto this year. You will get a surprise call from the NASA space centre and you will accompany one of the astronauts. But, till the call comes, you have to stand on one foot every day for 2 hours. Do this diligently.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 – JANUARY 20)
The Sun and the Mars are approaching to slap you. So, stop being emotional do some workout and prepare yourself for the fight. You will win from them for sure.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 – FEBRUARY 19)
Go and buy an aquarium for your home and keep sharks in your aquarium and pray in front of them. You will get hearing good news.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 – MARCH 20)
Cook Brinjal for dinner every night and add sugar to it. Deliver this dish at your Boss home for couple of days. Therefore, you will have your long awaited promotion letter in your hands.